This is too cool. I’ll take it one step further. This is too cool and too simple. Just a couple of hours ago, I (with the help of the Holy Spirit) discovered the ultimate, sure-fire way to know with all certainty if God really wants you to receive the baptism in the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in other tongues.
I’ll need you to follow these step-by-step instructions.
- On your right hand, fold in your middle, ring, and pinky fingers leaving only your thumb and index fingers showing.
- Now, move those two fingers over to your left arm and pinch the dickens on the arm. Don’t hold back. Make it the best pinch that you have ever done!
That’s it. You have just given conclusive evidence showing that God desires that you as a born-again Christian be baptized in His precious Holy Spirit. Really? Yep. The case is closed. No further proof is needed. You have just proven beyond all reasonable doubt that God wants you to have the very same gift that was given to Christians throughout the Book of Acts. (Acts 2:4; 10:44-46; 19:6)
How is that so? It’s found in this scripture…
“And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh…” Joel 2:28
Listen, this isn’t rocket science. All that it takes is one good, strong pinch and immediately your body will let you know that the pinch made contact with flesh. At the expense of being considered too simple, I’ll spell it out for you. F-L-E-S-H. Got flesh? You’re qualified!
